This episode started out with Daenerys capturing Mereen in a slightly downplayed manner. Yeah it was just as boring in the books. I would like to say that I love Dany, but from here on out in the books I found her story tedious to say the least. So since we’ve seen them add dimensions to the story lines maybe they will do the same for Dany– or at least speed this process up. Cathy (my blogging partner on these posts) was somewhat disappointed that we didn’t get to see any form of fighting when Daenerys takes over Maureen. I mean, not even a tiny bit. She has unsullied, dragons, Daario…we could have seen just a few people get stabbed or something. Oh well, I guess we’ll have to blame shooting schedule or budget or something. Point is, Daenerys now controls Maureen.
The scene with Grey Worm was nice though. I really like the actor they picked for him and he brings life to the Unsullied. Out of all the mistreated characters in the books I always felt sorry for the Unsullied. For those not in the know, the Unsullied were taken young and taught to fight from a young age. Some of the things they had to do was raise a puppy then kill it with their own hands, and take a baby from a mother and kill it. Yeah, you know, nothing that would scar you for life.
She also doled out justice to the Mereen masters and as much as I love Barristan the Bold I side with Dany on the type of justice that was given.
Maybe they can also confirm this aunt/nephew relationship since they spilled the beans on so many other things this episode. Jon Snow is Rheagar’s son. It is known.
Cut to Bronn training with Jamie . I really like Bronn. In the books he’s very much a secondary character and I like that they combined him with some other characters to make him more memorable on the show. Bronn laid out some truths that Jamie needed to hear. Jamie’s and Tyrion’s relationship is one of my favorites. As much as Cersei hates Tyrion Jamie loves him. Jamie has been pretty much the only person that Tyrion has always been able to count on.
Which led to this touching scene. And I’m being serious about that. This episode showed many times the man that Jamie has become since being released from Catelyn Stark. I really really wish they’d left the “rape” out of last week’s episode. That is not who Jamie really is.
Tyrion is such a great guy– which makes me believe even more that he’s not really a Lannister.
Next up we see Littlefinger being Littlefinger. Gah he is such a sleaze. He’s going to marry Lysa aka– trying to figure out how to get in Sansa’s skirts. He does shed some light on Joffery’s death though and confirms what even the books haven’t confirmed yet. He had a hand in the murder, but was helping out someone else. Some one powerful. Low and behold:
Whaaat?? Once again this is something that I’d suspected/known-ish for a while, but the books hadn’t out and out confirmed it yet. We set up that whole “Clue” post last week thinking that it was going to take a while for the true killer to be revealed and, nope. You gotta love the Queen of Thorns. She’s more honorable and more cunning than any Lannister. And evidently also a ho from her other story that she told Margaery during this stroll.
Meanwhile up on the Wall people are conspiring to do bad things to Jon Snow– between the people that just don’t like him and Locke who is trying to find out where Bran and Rikkon are Jon has danger on all sides, but doesn’t know it yet. Jon is pretty smart though so I don’t fear too much for him right now.
We also had a scene between Jamie and Cersei showing her for the drunk bitch that she is. Seriously– WHY did they have Jamie rape her last week?? He is trying to become honorable again and she is on a path in the opposite direction. Out of all the Lannisters Cersei is the most crazy. Perhaps it would have been different if her mother had lived and she hadn’t looked up to her father her whole life.
Margaery taking a page from her grandmother’s book visits Tommen at night, which could have been super creepy and gross, but instead showed off her amazing manipulation skills. She shows Tommen kindness and nurtures his sweet nature. Way to go Margaery.
In the books Tommen is pretty young. Younger than he is here, so in this instance I’m really glad they deviated from the books. I would be super creeped out if he was the kid that he should have been.
Now we come to the good parts. Jamie and Brienne. Brienne is obviously in love with Jamie, but what they don’t touch on in the show is that Jamie has some not so pure thoughts/feelings about Brienne. I won’t say he loves her or anything, but she’s definitely helped him to become the better man that he’s turning into. I think both Catelyn Stark and Brienne have reminded Jamie of what it was like when he had honor and he wants to live like that again. Jamie has had to make so many hard choices in life and I think he wants to choose what is right from now on.
Plus we get to see Pod and Brienne set off together. This upcoming story line is great. It’s humorous and touching and everything you could hope for.
Now we get our obligatory boob scene and get to see how the mutineers are faring at Caster’s keep. We also find out that Ghost is being held captive. Now I don’t remember any of this in the books, but it could be that I’m forgetting something. I know Ghost was separated from him for a while, but I don’t see him allowing himself to be captured. Ghost is more of a “rip your throat out” kind of wolf. This is where the show is deviating pretty strongly from the books, but as we know from this documentary GRRM is overseeing a lot of the show so he has to approve right?
After Summer gets hurt everyone goes on the worst creeping mission ever. I’m disappointed in Meera– after all she’s supposed to know all about the woods and then goes stomping out not looking where she’s going. Also lets talk about Jojen.
Cathy says it best:
You know what I don’t understand? Theoretical physics. Know what else I don’t understand? Why Jojen was sweating like it was August in south Texas, when it was -30 out. Yeah, I know he was getting ready to have a green dream, but seriously, why all the sweat? He looked like he was a part of a bad outbreak movie.
Yes! And NO ONE noticed! Everyone is going on like normal until he collapses foaming at the mouth. Come on guys– you weren’t wondering why he was pouring sweat in the snow? We are now to assume that Jon will save Bran and the others when he raids Craster’s Keep, but that is a total deviation from the books. Yes Sam knew that Bran was alive, but he didn’t tell Jon. Coldhands (who we haven’t met yet– even though we should have already) made him swear to keep it a secret.
OK now that we’ve gotten all that out of the way let me talk about what the show added that I was confused about while watching the episode, but now am cool with. We got to see The Others take Craster’s son and turn him into one of them. At first I thought– “what the crap!? Why did that add all of that?” but the more I thought about it and after a little research (and a friend talking over all of this with me) I realized a few things.
In the books the Others are called “Craster’s Sons” by Craster’s wives, but I always just thought of that as a figure of speech since he gave them up to the Others. I had assumed they ate the babies or the babies just froze to death. However when you go back and reread some of the passages and pair it with what we saw last night then it appears that this is all Craster’s fault. HE has been supplying new White Walkers for this huge army of Walkers.
Gilly was crying. “Me and the babe. Please. I’ll be your wife, like I was Craster’s.
Please, ser crow. He’s a boy, just like Nella said he’d be. If you don’t take him, they will.”
“They?” said Sam, and the raven cocked its black head and echoed, “They. They. They.”
“The boy’s brothers,” said the old woman on the left.
“Craster’s sons. The white cold’s rising out there, crow. I can feel it in my bones.
These poor old bones don’t lie. They’ll be here soon, the sons.”
Before I had seen this as just superstitious talk of scared Wildlings. Yes we know there are really White Walkers, but they haven’t been seen for so long that the Wildlings have just made things up about them, or remembered incompletely. However, after watching this segment of the Walkers turning the babe into one of their own so it will obviously still grow and change in it’s new state, George was telling us all along where the evil was coming from.
So I’m going to throw out a couple of theories and one of them will include a HUGE HUGE book five spoiler, so don’t continue unless you are up to date on the books.
1. Maybe Coldhands is Benjen Stark. I hadn’t ever thought so, but thought he was an older Stark. But what if they had tried to make him a Walker (not a wight like the other dead zombie like creatures) and he had been able to slow/stop the process so that now he isn’t human yet isn’t a mindless evil thing. I’m not stuck on this theory, but I’m interested to see Coldhands whenever he shows up (hopefully they don’t cut him out of the show).
2. When Jon Snow is laying stabbed and dying at the end of the 5th book he begins to feel the cold. So maybe it’s not his death that he feels coming, but the Others coming to attack the wall and the attack would then distract his attackers and allow the Red Woman (or someone else) to save Jon’s life. I kinda think he dies all the way here though and the Red Woman brings him back and therefore he’s fulfilled his oath to the Night’s Watch, but these are all just theories. I can go on and on about my Jon Snow theories.
What did you think? What are your predictions for next week? Why the #(@*#! did the previews for next week show Arya stabbing The Hound in the stomach with Needle??
See you next week!
Major Character Deaths: 0
Boob Count: 2 pair