I recently introduced you to Felix and Fiona, a pair of Elves on the Shelves (that’s the correct plural form right?). Things have suddenly taken a nasty turn. Evidently they received word about Dinovember and in response to what they see as interlopers trying to divert attention from their one month of living a year they decided to take action.
WARNING: The following photo may be disturbing to some. It may also cause mass hysteria.
It seems they have not only issued this warning to all plastic dinosaurs they have also taken the largest, most powerful hostage. No word at this time from the remaining dinosaurs. We will update as this situation develops.